Hola Everybody, The Name's Sam Evans and no I don't like green eggs and ham. I am a new student at William McKinley School and have a twin Brother. Or atleast that's what i've been told. Also, The biebs is a legit god.


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Sup, guys. I’m Sam.


posted 3 months ago with 0 notes

Happy late valentines day. 

evans-ryan:

sir-sam-alot:

How was your date with Neyteri?

Good one, dude. It was great had dinner and even got laid. Laid meaning went to sleep on my bed |:


posted 3 months ago with 9 notes (originally from sir-sam-alot)

Happy late valentines day. 

rachelberrygs:

sir-sam-alot:

Sup, Rachel. I am sorry I missed your get together last night.

Think nothing of it! We’ll just have to go again all together some other night! We’ll have even more fun on that night!

That sounds pretty cool. I’ll most definitely make it. So, how are you?

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posted 3 months ago with 9 notes (originally from sir-sam-alot)

Happy late valentines day. 

rachelberrygs:

sir-sam-alot:

Hi, Sam!!

Sup, Rachel. I am sorry I missed your get together last night, i’m sure it would’ve been pretty awesome.

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posted 3 months ago with 9 notes (originally from sir-sam-alot)

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the-charlie-chronicles:

sir-sam-alot:

Nice to meet you, Charles. And that is correct unless we’re really third cousins, which would be legit awkward and my parents would have a lot of explaining to do |: Also, I am sure he did say the less trouty part since ya know, my mouth is smaller…I checked |:

I totally went from drooling over you, to gagging :| I would really hate to find out we were cousins. Especially for Ryan and Quinn’s sake… Awkberg. :O Did you measure? Cause he says he’s the less trouty now.

I guess I got too carried away and do you need me to call the ambulance about that gagging problem? |: Also, I didn’t mean you and I,Charlie, I meant Ryan and I. It twas a joke…and he’s a lie!

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posted 3 months ago with 21 notes (originally from sir-sam-alot)

Happy late valentines day. 


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the-charlie-chronicles:

sir-sam-alot:

Who me? |: Hey there, what’s your name pretty lady?

You look like Ryan, but with more muscles… Or is that just me? I’m Charlie. And you must be Ryan’s twin, Sam… right? :| He did say you had the less trouty lips.

Nice to meet you, Charles. And that is correct unless we’re really third cousins, which would be legit awkward and my parents would have a lot of explaining to do |: Also, I am sure he did say the less trouty part since ya know, my mouth is smaller…I checked |:

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posted 3 months ago with 21 notes (originally from sir-sam-alot)